Currently drinking a beer and waiting for the effects of the alcohol to kick in and inspire me to write something that's remotely interesting, so far no luck.
So why not let's talk about sex.
Roald Dahl said it best when he said 'Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.' This goes for talking about it as well. Imagine if sex was common place talk, having dinner with your parents and they're discussing their favourite positions. How exactly is one meant to eat?
I know myself I'd probably vomit on top of my dinner.
Random Word: Practice