Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Do You Want Me to Change?

Don't you hate it when you soap the bottom of your feet in the shower and then they become all slippery and you can't walk around with being worried about slipping over.

Or, when you're caught on the train with some overly loud, obnoxious couple who just must include you, a random passenger, in every thing they talk about.

OR, when someone attacks you because of your mannerisms when it's pretty obvious you change them. G'day Mate.

Or, when you realise that your project was due yesterday.

Or, when the train leaves just as you arrive at the station. (Happened to me twice today)

Or, when your dog actually does eat your homework.

Or, when you finish the book and the final words are "To be continued."

Or, when someone asks you "Is this the cleveland line?" just after the announcer calls out "This is the cleveland line."

Looks like I hate alot of things, and I probably do, and you probably do and as long as it's not me I'm fine with that. If it is, sod off you tosser!

Anywhos this is CAPTAIN DAVE signing off
Random four letter word: fast

Thursday, April 17, 2008

I Had a Ball!

Uh huh, it's true. It was on Friday the 11th and we had an after party...but you know I'm not in the story telling mood so here's some photos.
Edit: I don't know why Blogger cuts the photos in half, might have to just click on them to see the full thing.

Ooh, don't I look popular with the guys!

Even with heels I'm so short D:

sen and steph

We had white wine in the limo, although it only tasted like water hmm..

cha ching

And for the food lovers:
...our entre.

Great night for me, depressing night for Dave.
Random thing my dog is doing: Licking his paw

PS: I love you Dave!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

A great weight has been lifted.

Ever say something that is so awesome that you know you should write it down so someone can quote you in the future? Well it just so happens that I said two of these positively incredulous statements... and then I forgot them. BUT I do have two others that may or may not be as good:
"I wish I had an outer body experience so I can beat myself up."
"I don't know what love is, but I can tell you what it's not... and this is not that."

And there it is 20 years worth of creativity..... what a waste.

If only I had written this sooner, I had lots of funny and interesting things to type about, now all I can think about is my girlfriend Steph and how crazy I am about her, and how lost I would be without her. I depend on her alot, probably even too much, and I don't give her enough credit for that. So I guess what I'm sayin is sorry baby, and although I don't know if I'll be successful, I'm going to try and be a better man from now on. I love you with everything I got.

I'm outtie
Random Thing: Gniht Modnar

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Sad Face

Horrible news travelers, my faithful companion, and dog, bear, has died. In a freak cat chasing accident, when he chased a cat into my neighbours fridge. There he was trapped, never to see the light of day again..... but wait.

We can rebuild him.

Stronger, faster, hairier.

We have enlisted the help of the worlds most prestigeous scientists to restore this hairball of a dog. Renamed and revamped: The Bear Machine. A sophisticated robotic dog sent back from the future to annoy the hell out of ten lucky people, so prepare yourself for Bearination.

Monday, April 07, 2008

University Project

I'm so embarrassed to say that this is my University project. It's a comic on the theme 'Return to Sender.' I hope you laugh... Not too hard though, I'm going to get marked on this!

Friday, April 04, 2008

And so it begins....

Is it just me or does it seem that it's getting longer and longer between my posts. Anyway, I got a lot of things to cover this time round, so let's make like a banana and split, and by split I mean that I stop talking about over-used cliches`s and get onto what I really want to talk about. So let's hit it:

The new thing, everyone is looking for a new trend, something to spark their dull dim witted existence. Well, look no further for I have found the answer. The answer is: waving or smiling at video/security cameras. I've been making a habit of it recently, giving those poor old security guards something to laugh about. Although, if a murder or something happens I'll probably be the first on their suspect list. Which, although will raise my 'street cred' I doubt it would look very good on my already depleted resume`.

Ok, so for university I'm studying game design and for this one subject, which just so happens to be called interactive writing, we have to draw a comic - 10 slides in length. Even though my hopes to put my writing skills to the ultimate test were eaten, digested, pooped out, and then eaten again, the idea of making a comic still seemed like a pretty cool idea. That was until ten days before this comic was due, when I learnt a very vital piece of information about myself. I can not draw. I mean it's bad enough my handwriting looks like it was done by a 5 year old, but my actual drawing skills are probably more that of a 2 month old baby. I say that only because foetuses don't have access to paper. So yeah count me screwed over in this one...

I'll save the rest for a later date.
Random Lyrical Line: I'm talking swamp sweaty