Thursday, January 31, 2008

He's Back!

Welcome back!

After hiding in the mountains for a week I've decided to re-emerge. To be honest I've been in Perth visiting my (sexy, hot, funny, kind, caring and generally awesome) girlfriend. Good times were had by all. At least before today where I found out I had tonsillitus, had to work, wake up early, AND miss out on the reds game. Still kinda grilled about that.

So if you were wondering... that's what I've been up too.

What about you? Kind of weird asking a question on a blog seeing as it's almost always rhetorical. Not as though someone is going to walk up to me and go 'Hey, are you Dubsy from I'm feeling a little lousy after a bad sexual encounter I think I might have herpes. Though, thanks for asking how I was, and how are you doing?' Or at least I don't want that to happen... I don't think anyone wants that to happen.

Anyway that's it from me.
Random Touristy thing Done: Eat at the bell tower cafe!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Guitar Hero 3 in a Nutshell

Just because I like it so much today will be a review on the ever so popular Guitar Hero 3, well not really a review more of a short explanation of why I feel like I've been punched in the face with the fist of awesomeness!

Firstly, Guitar Hero 3 (which will now be known a GH3 don't like it? Kiss my balls) is like Dance Dance Revolution for the hands, if you don't know what Dance Dance Revolution (DDR) is then you seriously need to consider coming out from underneath that technological rock you've been hiding under for the last five years. Still not with me? You pretend to play guitar by bashing shiny coloured buttons in time with music.

Why it's so great? Fun, addictive, and I can absolutely smash my brother at it and look cool at the same time. Not to mention that they have this awesome song selection which gives old burnt out songs new life, and new sick-dog songs a new life and a greater audience.

Anything else you need to know? This game is unisex, uniaged, and though probably not unireligion however it should be good if you're not a die hard Christian or are afraid that the Boogie Man is under your bed and ready to eat your soul. Lastly, just for the sake of Penny Drennan (My intro to games teacher) the characters are well rounded, not over emphasising sexy bits namely; ass, boobs, legs, crotch, and fit the Mise en Scene (that was for Truna) of the game.

Alright Dave Out
Random Song on GH3: Paint it Black - Rolling Stones

P.S. 3 days till I go back to Perth for my baby.
P.P.S. She's sick at the moment so get well soon Stephy.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I Can't Kill This Man

I was reminded today of how much I hate taking the train. First off we had the slightly too loud commuter, talking about the benefits of the pill as well as going on about the inner workings of the uterus and complaining about her period. Well that's just great, I'm sure the kids sitting right behind you will now get an A+ once they hit the reproductive cycle in grade 10 biology.

Next we had 'Bugs Bunny and Tweety Bird: The Musical.' It was a lovely piece which entailed the constant struggle of interspecies relationships, performed by two seven year olds. Who were old enough to know that when two things fall in love the music stops and the horizontal line dancing begins.

Finally we had the kid who needed to take his insulin shots. Which compared to the others wasn't that bad, but let's face it needles creep me out.

Till some other time, some other place.
Random Show I Watch: Dexter!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Stop Everything!

Alright guys now before you even think about doing anything you should read this:

In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.

I'm looking at you, no longer can you go around taking Mufasa to the movies anymore! I know what you're thinking 'Who's going to protect me now?' Well... Could I interest you in a turtle? Or maybe a sloth? Or a combination of the two, a slothle, it would be the ultimate beast aside from the obvious defect of the name rhyming with brothel...

You can just imagine the kids going to town with the rhyming games. Pointing at the loser of the 100m dash and screaming:
Slothle, slothle, works at a brothel!
There goes one kid's childhood....

Till sometime in the not so distant future
Random person who is awesome: Bob!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Six Months

Today represents six months of me and Stephanie have been together, so lets celebrate Dave style and come up with obscure things to say to your loved ones:

I need you like a drug addict needs his next hit.
I need you like Australia needs water.
I need you like a basketball player needs his legs.
I want you like a cheetah wants a gazelle.
I want you like you want to get out of school.
I want you like Homer wants a doughnut.
I love you like Michael Jackson loves children.
I love you so much that some guys could stab me six times, shoot me twice and I still wouldn't care.

You use these lines, I swear you'll be smoother than the fonz AYEEEEEEE. Though in all serious Stephy I love you sweety, thanks for the last six months of my life and for the many months to come. Like I've said before, we've had our ups, we've had our downs but at the end of the day, I still want no other than you.

Happy anniversary Steph
Random Person I Love: Steph!

P.s. I know this is 7 minutes late, got caught up.... oh well.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Something Witty

Currently drinking a beer and waiting for the effects of the alcohol to kick in and inspire me to write something that's remotely interesting, so far no luck.

So why not let's talk about sex.

Roald Dahl said it best when he said 'Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.' This goes for talking about it as well. Imagine if sex was common place talk, having dinner with your parents and they're discussing their favourite positions. How exactly is one meant to eat?

I know myself I'd probably vomit on top of my dinner.

Till Sometime
Random Word: Practice

Monday, January 07, 2008

Writing Out of Pure Tiredness


I don't know but I must have one of those voices, I've been told in the past that my voice resembles that of male prostitute. I took it as a compliment at the time, now I'm not so sure. Anyway, why I bring this up is that part of my job for QTAC at the moment is ringing people and asking for their money. Surprisingly enough the majority of the time people thank me, thank me for taking their money. What the hell is with that, I even had one applicant who said 'you rock.' Those are words I never wish to utter:

-You get mugged on the street.
'Hey man, you took my money.... dude that is so awesome, you rock man!'

It's surprising that after twenty years of living on this planets you still have no idea of what's going on inside anothers head.

Till Tomorrow
Random Think on My Bedside Table: Smiley Faced Candle

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Forgiveness Please!

Sorry for not posting in a couple of days, been bogged down in thought, deep and heavy thought. For example; ever been in a situation where you're in a public toilet and someone (who you know) has just done a poo and the toilets doing its after flush thing. However, the noise echos throughout the toilet and you can't tell which one it's coming from. So you take a guess, hoping not to get that one, but you do. It leaves you with two options:

1st: You walk out of the stall, and into another stall but insult the guy in the process.
2nd: You take a deep breath and just do your business in the stall. Though get the warmth of the other guys bum.

When faced with this conundrum me and my brother conjured up some more drastic options you could take.
- ask the person which stall they used (and then go and use the same one).
- wait in the stall until the person leaves the toilet and then go to another stall.
- climb over the stall wall.
- do your business on the ground. (that way you avoid bum to bum contact).
- scare the person off with an 'eww that stinks!' call.

Anyway that's enough potty talk outta me.
Random Person Met in the Bathroom: Peter

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Umm... Yeah OK

OK, so whats new -
:- Blue Titles: My attempt of making this blog unique, in that grotesque oh-my-gosh he has no sense of taste way.
:- New Poll: Just to see if I'm not crazy for traveling to Perth for the girl of my dreams (and nightmares).
:- New Blog: It's on the side under More of Dave's Ramblings, it's more of a homage to everytime someone has been misquoted. Except taken satirically by always taking a negative perspective of what was said. Thanks for my bro for the idea, and allowing me to slag him publicly.

Anyway hope you like the updates.
Random New Thing: Poll

Edit by Steph: Just customized the blog for Dave. Hope you like the new look.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

What a start!

Today, the first day of a new year, is the day where you set the standard of how your year will be. God I hope that's not true otherwise I'm in for a shocker. Although, now that it's late and all the dust has settled I can see things are actually better than they were when it started. So I guess it might of been a blessing in disguise, complete with breast implants and liposuction, and if my year is like today well I'm in for hard times and struggles but I know it will all work out.

I just hope my other half feels the same way. Anyway you look at it I'm still on my way to perth in three weeks and one day. I'm looking forward too it as well, I do miss her touch. Though in reality this relationship is really a miracle, all working relationships are. Think of it, two people finding each other. Out of all the possibilities of the world we settled on one another. I'm amazed, not sure about you guys though.

Anyway hope you had a good new years
Random Resolution: To be a stronger person.